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Professor Stythe Thompson spent considerable time and ef-
fort in the exploration of myth, legend and folk-motif. After
having read something of his works, I thought that I could
put my finger on a particular piece and say -what it was.
Myth, as I understand it, involves the gods, deals with the
open end of the human condition. Legend may involve the
supernatural, but not in so distinct or religious a fashion as
myth. Folklore, basically, is just that: the lore of the folk,
passed down, generation to generation, without supernatural
overtones.
I'll be damned if I know  how to categorize the following
Story.
Maybe that's why it won a Nebula, however. ". . . The sky
was dark, the moon was yellow, the leaves came tumbling
down." I am reminded of Stagalee and Red Hanrahan, and
of all the people half of light and half of darkness who pass
in the night, fight with the Devil on the banks of the Brazos,
crash in their U-2's and cling to coffins while white whales
destroy their ships.
Here is a piece of future myth/legend/folkloremaybe.
It is timeless, though, and like all such things, timely.

GONNA ROLL THE BONES

Fritz Leiber

Suddenly Joe Slattermill knew for sure he'd have to get out
quick or else blow his top and knock out with the shrapnel
of his skull the props and patches holding up his decaying
home, that was like a house of big wooden and plaster and
wallpaper cards except for the huge fireplace and ovens and
chimney across the kitchen from him.
Those were stone-solid enough, though. The fireplace was
chin-high at least twice that long, and filled from end to
end with roaring flames. Above were the square doors of the
ovens in a rowhis Wife baked for part of their living.
Above the ovens was the wall-long mantelpiece, too high for
his Mother to reach or Mr. Guts to jump any more, set with
all sorts  of  ancestral curios, but  any of them that weren't
stone or glass or china had been so dried and darkened by
decades of heat that they looked like nothing but shrunken
human heads and black golf balls. At one end were clustered
his Wife's square gin bottles. Above the mantelpiece hung
one old chromo, so high and so darkened by soot and grease
that you couldn't tell whether the swirls and fat cigar shape
were a whaleback steamer plowing through a hurricane or a
spaceship plunging through a storm of light-driven dust
motes.
As soon. as Joe curled his toes inside his boots, his Mother
knew what he was up to. "Going bumming," she mumbled
with conviction. "Pants pockets full of cartwheels of house
money, too, to spend on sin." And she went back to munch-
ing the long shreds she stripped fumblingly with her right
hand off the turkey carcass set close to the terrible heat, her
left hand ready to fend off Mr.  Guts,  who stared  at her
yellow-eyed, gaunt-flanked, with long mangy tail a-twitch. In
her dirty dress, streaky as the turkey's sides, Joe's Mother
looked like a bent brown bag and her fingers were lumpy
twigs.
Joe's Wife knew as soon or sooner, for she smiled thin-
eyed at him over her shoulder from where she towered at the
centermost oven. Before she closed its door, Joe glimpsed
that she was baking two long, flat, narrow, fluted loaves and
one Iligh, round-domed one. She was thin as death and
disease in her violet wrapper. Without looking, she reached
out a yard-long, skinny arm for the nearest gin bottle and
downed a warm slug and smiled again. And without word
spoken, Joe knew she'd said, "You're going out and gamble
and get drunk and lay a floozy and come home and beat me
and go to jail for it," and he had a flash of the last time he'd
been in the dark gritty cell and she'd come by moonlight,
which showed the green and yellow lumps on her narrow
skull where he'd hit he)", to whisper to him through the tiny
window in back and slip him a half pint through the bars.
And Joe knew for certain that this time it would be that
bad and worse, but just the same he heaved up himself and
his heavy, muffledly clanking pockets and shuffled straight
to the door, muttering, "Guess I'll roll the bones, up the pike
a stretch and back," swinging his bent, knobby-elbowed arms
like paddlewheels to make a little joke about his words.
When he'd stepped outside, he held the door open a hand's
breadth behind him for several seconds. When be finally
closed it, a feeling of deep misery struck him. Earlier years,
Mr. Guts would have come streaking along to seek fights and
females on the roofs and fences, but now the big torn was
content to stay home and hiss by the fire and snatch for
turkey and dodge a broom, quarreling and comforting with
two housebound women. Nothing had followed Joe to the
door but his Mother's ohomping and her gasping breaths
and the clink of the gin bottle going back on the mantel and
the creaking of the floor boards under his feet.
The night was up-side-down deep among the frosty stars.
A few of them seemed to move, like the white-hot jets of
spaceships. Down below it looked as if the whole town of
Ironmine had blown or buttoned out the light and gone to
sleep, leaving the streets and spaces to the equally unseen
breezes and ghosts. But Joe was still in the hemisphere of
the musty dry odor of the worm-eaten carpentry behind him,
and as he felt and heard the dry grass of the lawn brush his
calves, it occurred to him that something deep down inside
him had for years been planning things so that he and the
house and his Wife and Mother and Mr. Guts would all
come to an end together. Why the kitchen heat hadn't
touched off the tindery place ages ago was a physical miracle.
Hunching his shoulders, Joe stepped out, not up the pike,
but down the dirt road that led past Cypress Hollow Ceme-
tery to Night Town.
The breezes were gentle, but unusually restless and vari-
able tonight, like leprechaun squalls. Beyond the drunken,
whitewashed cemetery fence dim in the starlight, they rustled
the scraggly trees of Cypress Hollow and made it seem they
were stroking their beards of Spanish moss. Joe sensed that
the ghosts were just as restless as the breezes, uncertain
where and whom to haunt, or whether to take the night off,
drifting together in sorrowfully lecherous companionship.
While among the trees the red-green vampire lights pulsed
faintly and irregularly, like sick fireflies or a plague-stricken
space fleet. The feeling of deep misery stuck with Joe and
deepened and he was tempted to tarn aside and curl up in
any convenient tomb or around some half-toppled head
board and cheat his Wife and the other three behind him
out of a shared doom. He thought: Gonna roll the bones,
gonna roll 'em up and go to sleep. But while he was decid-
ing, he got past the sagged-open gate and the rest of the
delirious fence and Shantyville too.
At first Night Town seemed dead as the rest of Ironmme,
but then he noticed a faint glow, sick as the vampire lights
but more feverish, and with it a jumping music, tiny at first
as a jazz for jitterbugging ants. He stepped along the springy
sidewalk, wistfully remembering the days when the spring
was all in his own legs and he'd bound into a fight like a
bobcat or a Martian sand-spider. God, it had been years now
since he had fought a real fight, or felt the power. Gradually
the  midget  music  got  raucous  as  a  bunnyhug  for  grizzly
bears and loud as a polka for elephants, while the glow be-
came a riot of gas flares and flambeaux and corpse-blue
mercury tubes and jiggling pink neon ones that all jeered at
the stars where the spaceships roved. Next thing, he was
facing a three-storey false front flaring everywhere like a
devil's rainbow, with a pale blue topping of St. Elmo's fire.
There were wide swinging doors in the center of it spilling
light above and below. Above the doorway, golden calcium
light scrawled over and over again, with wild curlicues and
flourishes, "The Boneyard," while a fiendish red kept print-
ing out, "Gambling."
So the new place they'd all been talking about for so long
had opened at last! For the first time that night, Joe Slatter-
mill felt a stirring of real life in him and the faintest caress
of excitement.
Gonna roll the bones, he thought.
He dusted off his blue-green work clothes with big, careless
swipes and slapped his pockets to hear the clank. Then he
threw back his shoulders and grinned his lips sneeringly and
pushed through the swinging doors as if giving a foe the
straight-armed heel of his palm.
Inside, The Boneyard seemed to cover the area of a town-
ship and the bar looked as long as the railroad tracks. Round
pools of light on the green poker tables alternated with hour-
glass shapes of exciting gloom, through which drink girls and
change girls moved like white-legged witches. By the jazz-
stand in the distance, belly dancers made their white hour-
glass shapes. The gamblers were thick and hunched down as
mushrooms, all bald from agonizing over the fall of a card
or a die or the dive of an ivory ball, while the Scarlet
Women were like fields of poinsettia.
. The calls of the croupiers and the slaps of dealt cards
were as softly yet fatefully staccato as the rustle and beat of
the jazz drums. Every tight-locked atom of the place was
controUedly jumping. Even the dust motes jigged tensely in
the cones of light.
Joe's excitement climbed and he felt sift through him, like
a breeze that heralds a gale, the faintest breath of a con-
fidence which he knew could become a tornado. All thoughts
of his house and Wife and Mother dropped out of his mind,
while Mr. Guts remained only as a crazy young torn walking
stiff-legged around the rim of his consciousness. Joe's own leg
muscles twitched in sympathy and he felt them grow supplely
strong.
He coolly and searchingly looked the place over, his hand
going out like it didn't belong to him to separate a drink
from a passing, gently bobbing tray. Finally his gaze settled
on what he judged to be the Number One Crap Table. All
the Big Mushrooms seemed to be there, bald as the rest but
standing tall as toadstools. Then through a gap in them Joe
saw on the other side of the table a figure still taller, but
dressed in a long dark coat with collar turned up and a dark
slouch hat pulled low, so that only a triangle of white face
showed. A suspicion and a hope rose in Joe and he headed
straight for the gap in the Big Mushrooms.
As he got nearer, the white-legged and shiny-topped drift-
ers eddying out of his way, his suspicion received confirma-
tion after confirmation and his hope budded and swelled.
Back from one end of the table was .the fattest man he'd
ever seen, with a long cigar and a silver vest and a gold tie
clasp at least eight inches wide that just said in thick script,
"Mr. Bones." Back a little from the other end was the naked-
est change girl yet and the only one he'd seen whose tray,
slung from her bare shoulders and indenting her belly just
below her breasts, was stacked with gold in gloaming little
towers and with jet-black chips. While the dice-girl, skinnier
and taller and longer armed than his Wife even, didn't seem
to be wearing much but a pair of long white gloves. She was
all right if you went for the type that isn't much more than
pale skin over bones with breasts like china doorknobs.
Beside each gambler was a high round table for his chips.
The one by the gap was empty. Snapping his fingers at the
nearest silver change girl, Joe traded all his greasy dollars for
an equal number of pale chips and tweaked her left nipple
for luck. She playfully snapped her teeth toward his fingers.
Not hurrying but not wasting any time, he advanced and
carelessly dropped his modest stacks on the empty table and
took his place in the gap. He noted that the second Big
Mushroom on his right had the dice. His heart but no other
part of him gave an extra jump. Then he steadily lifted his
eyes and looked straight across the table.
The coat was a shimmering elegant pillar of black satin
with jet buttons, the upturned collar of fine dull plush black
as the darkest cellar, as was the slouch hat with down-turned
..    brim  and  for  band  only  a  thin  braid  of  black  horsehair.  The
arms of the coat were long, lesser satin pillars, ending in
slim, long-fingered hands that moved swiftly when they did,
but held each position of rest with a statue's poise.
Joe still couldn't see much of the face except for smooth
lower forehead with never a bead or trickle of sweatthe
eyebrows were like straight snippets of the hat's braidand
gaunt, aristocratic cheeks and narrow but somewhat flat
nose. The complexion of the face wasn't as white as Joe had
first judged.  There was  a  faint touch of brown in it,  like
ivory that's just begun to age, or Venusian soapstone. An-
other glance at the hands confirmed this.
Behind the man in black was a knot of just about the
flashiest and nastiest customers,  male or female,  Joe had
ever seen. He knew from one look that each bediamonded,
pomaded bully had a belly gun beneath the flap of his
flowered vest and a blackjack in his hip pocket, and each
snake-eyed sporting girl a stiletto in her garter and a pearl-
handled silver-plated derringer under the sequined silk in the
hollow between her jutting breasts.
Yet at the same time Joe knew they were just trimmings.
It was the man in black, their master, who was the deadly
one, the kind of man you know at a glance you couldn't touch
and live. If without asking you merely laid a finger on his
sleeve, no matter how lightly and respectfully, an ivory hand
would move faster than thought and you'd be stabbed or
shot. Or maybe just the touch would kill you, as if every
black article of his clothing were charged from his ivory
skin outward with a high-voltage, high-amperage ivory elec-
tricity. Joe looked at the shadowed face again and decided
he wouldn't care to try it.
For it was the eyes that were the most impressive feature.
All great gamblers have dark-shadowed deep-set eyes. But
this one's eyes were sunk so deep you couldn't even be sure
you were getting a gleam of them. They were inscrutability
incarnate. They were unfathomable. They were like black
holes.
But all this didn't disappoint Joe one bit, though it did
terrify him considerably. On the contrary, it made him exult.
His first suspicion was completely confirmed and bis hope
spread into full flower.
This must be one of those really big gamblers who hit
Ironmine only once a decade at most, come from the Big
City on one of the river boats that ranged the watery dark
like luxurious comets, spouting long thick tails of sparks from
their sequoia-tall stacks with top foliage of curvy-snipped
sheet iron. Or like silver space-liners with dozens of jewel-
flamed jets, their portholes a-twinkle like ranks of marshaled
asteroids.
For that matter, maybe some of those really big gamblers
actually came from other planets where the nighttime pace
was hotter and the sporting life a delirium of risk and
delight.
Yes, this was the kind of man Joe had always yearned to
pit his skill against. He felt the power begin to tingle in his
rock-still fingers, just a little.
Joe lowered his gaze to the crap table. It was almost as
wide as a man is tall, at least twice as long, unusually deep,
and lined with black, not green, felt, so that it looked like a
giant's coffin. There was something familiar about its shape
which he couldn't place. Its bottom, though not its sides or
ends, had a twinkling iridescence, as if it had been lightly
sprinkled with very tiny diamonds. As Joe lowered his gaze
all the way and looked directly down, his eyes barely over
the table, he got the crazy notion that it went down all the
way through the world, so that the diamonds were the stars
on the other side, visible despite the sunlight there, just as
Joe was always able to see the stars by day up the shaft of
the mine he worked in, and so that if a cleaned-out gambler,
dizzy with defeat, toppled forward into it, he'd fall forever,
toward the bottommost bottom, be it Hell or some black
galaxy. Joe's thoughts swirled and he felt the cold, hard-
fingered clutch of fear at his crotch. Someone was crooning
beside him, "Come on. Big Dick."
Then the dice, which had meanwhile passed to the Big
Mushroom immediately on his right, came to rest near the
table's center, contradicting and wiping out Joe's vision. But
instantly there was another oddity to absorb him. The ivory
dice were large and unusually round-cornered with dark red
spots that gleamed like real rubies, but the spots were ar-
ranged in such a way that each face looked like a miniature
skull. For instance, the seven thrown just now, by which the
Big Mushroom to his right had lost his point, which had
been ten, consisted of a two with the spots evenly spaced
toward one side, like eyes, instead of toward opposite cor-
ners, and of a five with the same red eye-spots but also a
central red nose and two spots close together below that to
make teeth.
The long, skinny, white-gloved arm of the dice-girl snaked
out like an albino cobra and scooped up the dice and
whisked them onto the rim of the table right in front of Joe.
He inhaled silently, picked up a single chip from his table
and started to lay it beside the dice, then realized that wasn't
the way things were done here, and put it back. He would
have liked to examine the chip more closely, though. It was
curiously lightweight and pale tan, about the color of cream
with a shot of coffee in it, and it had embossed on its surface
a symbol he could feel, though not see. He didn't know
what the symbol was, that would have taken more feeling.
Yet its touch had been very good, setting the power tingling
full blast in his shooting hand.
Joe looked casually yet swiftly at the faces around the
table, not missing the Big Gambler across from him, and said
quietly, "Roll a penny," meaning of course one pale chip, or
a dollar.
There was a hiss of indignation from all the Big Mush-
rooms and the moonface of big-bellied Mr. Bones grew pur-
ple as he started forward to summon his bouncers.
The Big Gambler raised a black-satined forearm and
sculptured hand, palm down. Instantly Mr. Bones froze and
the hissing stopped faster than that of a meteor prick in self-
sealing space steel. Then in a whispery, cultured voice, with-
out the faintest hint of derision, the man in black said, "Get
on him, gamblers."
Here, Joe thought, was a final confirmation of his sus-
picion, had it been needed. The really great gamblers were
always perfect gentlemen and generous to the poor.
With only the tiny, respectful hint of a guffaw, one of the
Big Mushrooms called to Joe, "You're faded."
Joe picked up the ruby-featured dice.
Now ever since he had first caught two eggs on one plate,
won all the marbles in Ironmine, and juggled six alphabet
blocks so they finally fell in a row on the rug spelling
"Mother," Joe Slattermill had been almost incredibly deft at
precision throwing. In the mine he could carom a rook off a
wall of ore to crack a rat's skull fifty feet away in the dark
and he sometimes amused himself by tossing little fragments
of rock back into the holes from which they had fallen, so
that they stuck there, perfectly fitted in, for at least a second.
Sometimes, by fast tossing, he could fit seven or eight frag-
ments into the hole from which they had fallen, like putting
together a puzzle block. If he could ever have got into space,
Joe would undoubtedly have been able to pilot six Moon-
skimmers at once and do figure eights through Saturn's rings
blindfold.
Now the only real difference between precision-tossing
rocks or alphabet blocks and dice is that you have to bounce
the latter off the end wall of a crap table, and that just made
it a more interesting test of skill for Joe.
Rattling the dice now, he felt the power in his fingers
and palm as never before.
He made a swift low roll, so that the bones ended up
exactly in front of the white-gloved dice-girl. His natural
seven was made up, as he'd intended, of a four and a three.
In red-spot features they were like the five, except that both
had only one tooth and the three no nose. Sort of baby-
faced skulls. He had won a pennythat is, a dollar.
"Roll two cents," said Joe Slattermill.
This time, for variety, he made his natural with an eleven.
The six was like the five, except it had three teeth, the best-
looking skull of the lot.
"Roll a nickel less one."
Two big Mushrooms divided that bet with a covert
smirk at each other.
Now Joe rolled a three and an ace. His point was four.
The ace, with its single spot off center toward a side, still
somehow looked like a skullmaybe of a Lilliputian Cyclops.
He took a while making his point, once absent-mindedly
rolling three successive tens the hard way. He wanted to
watch the dice-girl scoop up the cubes. Each time it seemed
to him that her snake-swift fingers went under the dice while
they were still flat on the felt. Finally he decided it couldn't
be an illusion. Although the dice couldn't penetrate the felt,
her white-gloved fingers somehow could, dipping in a flash
through the black, diamond-sparkling material as if it weren't
there.
Right away the thought of a crap-table-size hole through
the earth came back to Joe. This would mean that the dice
were rolling and lying on a perfectly transparent flat surface,
impenetrable for them but nothing else. Or maybe it was
only the dice-girl's hands that could penetrate the surface,
which would turn into a mere fantasy Joe's earlier vision of
a cleaned-out gambler taking the Big Dive down that dread-
ful shaft, which made the deepest mine a mere pin dent.
Joe decided he had to know which was true. Unless ab-
solutely unavoidable, he didn't want to take the chance of
being troubled by vertigo at some crucial stage of the game.
He made a few more meaningless throws, from time to
time crooning for realism, "Come on. Little Joe." Finally he
settled on his plan. When he did at last make his pointthe
hard way, with two twoshe caromed the dice off the far
corner so that they landed exactly in front of him. Then,
after a minimum pause for his throw to be seen by the table,
he shot his left hand down under the cubes, just a flicker
ahead of the dice-girl's strike, and snatched them up.
Wow! Joe had never had a harder time in his life making
his face and manner conceal what his body felt, not even.
when the wasp had stung him on the neck just as he had
been for the first time putting his hand under the skirt of his
prudish, fickle, demanding Wife-to-be. His fingers and the
back of his hand were in as much agony as if he'd stuck
them into a blast furnace. No wonder the dice-girl wore
white gloves. They must be asbestos. And a good thing he
hadn't used his shooting hand, he thought as he ruefully
watched the blisters rise.
He remembered he'd been taught in school what Twenty-
Mile Mine also demonstrated: that the earth was fearfully
hot under its crust. The crap-table-size hole must pipe up
that heat, so that any gambler taking the Big Dive would fry
before he'd fallen a furlong and come out less than a cinder
in China.
As if his blistered hand weren't bad enough, the Big
Mushrooms were all hissing at him again and Mr. Bones
had purpled once more and was opening his melon-size
mouth to shout for his bouncers.
Once again a lift of the Big Gambler's hand saved Joe.
The whispery, gentle voice called, "Tell him, Mr. Bones."
The latter roared toward Joe, "No gambler may pick up
the dice he or any other gambler has shot. Only my dice-girl
may do that. Rule of the house!"
Joe snapped Mr. Bones the barest nod. He said cooUy,
"Rolling a dime less two," and when that still peewee bet
was covered, he shot Phoebe for his point and then fooled
around for quite a while, throwing anything but a five or a
seven, until the throbbing in his left hand should fade and
all his nerves feel rock-solid again. There had never been the
slightest alteration in the power in his right hand; he felt
that strong as ever, or stronger.
Midway of this interlude, the Big Gambler bowed slightly
but respectfully toward Joe, hooding those unfathomable eye
sockets, before turning around to take a long black cigarette
from his prettiest and evilest-looking sporting girl. Courtesy
in the smallest matters, Joe thought, another mark of the
master devotee of games of chance. The Big Gambler sure
had himself a flash crew, all right, though in idly looking
them over again as he rolled, Joe noted one bummer toward
the back who didn't fit ina raggedy-elegant chap with the
elflocked hair and staring eyes and TB-spotted cheeks of a
poet.
As he watched the smoke trickling up from under the
black slouch hat, he decided that either the lights across the
table had dimmed or else the Big Gambler's complexion was
yet a shade darker than he'd thought at first. Or it might
even be-wild fantasythat the Big Gambler's skin was
slowly darkening tonight, like a meerschaum p'ipe being
smoked a mile a second. That was almost funny to think
ofthere was enough heat in this place, all right, to darken
meerschaum, as Joe knew from sad experience, but so far as
he was aware it was all under the table.
None of Joe's thoughts, either familiar or admiring, about
the Big Gambler decreased in the slightest degree his cer-
tainty of the supreme menace of the man in black and his
conviction that it would be death to touch him. And if any
doubts had stirred in Joe's mind, they would have been
squelched by the chilling incident which next occurred.
The Big Gambler had just taken into his arms his prettiest-
evilest sporting girl and was running an aristocratic band
across her haunch with perfect gentility, when the poet chap,
green-eyed from jealousy and lovesickness, came leaping for-
ward like a wildcat and aimed a long gleaming dagger at the
black satin back.
Joe couldn't see how the blow could miss, but without
taking his genteel right hand off the sporting girl's plush
rear end, the Big Gambler shot out his left arm like a steel
spring straightening. Joe couldn't tell whether he stabbed the
poet chap in the throat, or judo-chopped him there, or gave
him the Martian double-finger, or just touched him, but any-
how the fellow stopped as dead as if he'd been shot by a
silent elephant gun or an invisible ray pistol and he slammed
down on the floor. A couple of darkies came running up to
drag off the body and nobody paid the least attention, such
episodes apparently being taken for granted at The Bone-
yard.
It gave Joe quite a turn and he almost shot Phoebe before
he intended to.
But by now the waves of pain had stopped running up his
left arm and his nerves were like metal-wrapped new guitar
strings, so three rolls later he shot a five, making his point,
and set in to clean out the table.
He rolled nine successive naturals, seven sevens and two
elevens, pyramiding his first wager of a single chip to a stake
of over four thousand dollars. None of the Big Mushrooms
had dropped out yet, but some of them were beginning to
look worried and a couple were sweating. The Big Gambler
still hadn't covered any part of Joe's bets, but he seemed to
be following the play with interest from the cavernous depths
of his eye sockets.
Then Joe got a devilish thought. Nobody could beat him
tonight, he knew, but if he held onto the dice until the table
was cleaned out, he'd never get a chance to see the Big
Gambler exercise his skill, and he was truly curious about
that. Besides, he thought, he ought to return courtesy for
courtesy and have a crack at being a gentleman himself.
"Pulling out forty-one dollars less a nickel," he announced.
"Rolling a penny."
This time there wasn't any hissing and Mr. Bones's moon-
face didn't cloud over. But Joe was conscious that the Big
Gambler was staring at him disappointedly, or sorrowfully,
or maybe just speculatively.
Joe immediately crapped out by throwing boxcars, rather
pleased to see the two best-looking tiny skulls grinning ruby-
toothed side by side, and the dice passed to the Big Mush-
room on his left.
"Knew when his streak was over," he beard another Big
Mushroom mutter with grudging admiration.
The play worked rather rapidly around the table, nobody
getting very hot and the stakes never more than medium
high.  "Shoot a fin." "Rolling  a sawbuck." "An Andrew
Jackson." "Rolling thirty bucks." Now and then Joe covered
part of a bet, winning more than he lost. He bad over seven
thousand dollars, real money, before the bones got around to
the Big Gambler.
That one held the dice for a long moment on his statue-
steady palm while he looked at them reflectively, though not
the hint of a furrow appeared in his almost brownish fore-
head down which never a bead of sweat trickled. He mur-
mured. "Rolling a double sawbuck," and when he had been
faded, he closed his fingers, lightly rattled the cubesthe
sound was like big seeds inside a small gourd only half dry
and negligently cast the dice toward the end of the table.
It was a throw like none Joe had ever seen before at any
crap table. The dice traveled flat through the air without
taming over, struck the exact juncture of the table's end and
bottom, and stopped there dead, showing a natural seven.
Joe was distinctly disappointed. On one of his own throws
he was used to calculating something like, "Launch three-up,
five north, two and a half rolls in the air, hit on the six-five-
three corner, three-quarter roll and a one-quarter side-twist
right, hit end on the one-two edge, one-half reverse role and
three-quarter side-twist left, land on five face, roll over twice,
come up two," and that would be for just one of the dice,
and a really commonplace throw, without extra bounces.
By comparison, the technique of the Big Gambler had
been ridiculously, abysmally, horrifyingly simple. Joe could
have duplicated it with the greatest ease, of course. It was
no more than an elementary form of his old pastime of
throwing fallen rocks back into their holes. But Joe had
never once thought of pulling such a babyish trick at the
crap table. It would make the whole thing too easy and
destroy the beauty of the game.
Another reason Joe had never used the trick was that he'd
never dreamed he'd be able to get away with it. By all the
rules he'd ever heard of, it was a most questionable throw.
There was the possibility that one or the other die hadn't
completely reached the end of the table or lay a wee bit
cocked against the end. Besides, he reminded himself, weren't
both dice supposed to rebound off the end, if only for a
fraction of an inch?
However, as far as Joe's very sharp eyes could see, both
dice lay perfectly flat and sprang up against the end wall.
Moreover, everyone else at the table seemed to accept the
throw, the dice-girl had scooped up the cubes, and the Big
Mushrooms who had faded the man in black were paying
off. As far as the rebound business went, well, The Boneyaid
appeared to put a slightly different interpretation on that
rule, and Joe believed  in never  questioning House  Rules
except in dire extremityboth his Mother and Wife had long
since taught him it was the least troublesome way.
Besides, there hadn't been any of his own money riding on
that roll.
Jn a voice like wind through Cypress Hollow or on Mars,
the Big Gambler announced, "Roll a century." It was the
biggest bet yet tonight, ten thousand dollars, and the way the
Big Gambler said it made it seem something more than that.
A hush fell on The Boneyard, they put the mutes on the
jazz horns, the croupiers' calls became more confidential, the
cards fell softlier, even the roulette balls seemed to be trying
to make less noise as they rattled into their cells. The crowd
around the Number One Crap Table quietly thickened. The
Big Gambler's flash boys and girls formed a double semicircle
around him, ensuring him lots of elbow room.
That century bet, Joe realized, was thirty bucks more
than his own entire pile. Three or four of the Big Mush-
rooms had to signal each other before they'd agreed how to
fade it.
The Big Gambler shot another natural seven with exactly
the same flat, stop-dead throw.
He bet another century and did it again.
And again.
And again.
Joe was getting mighty concerned and pretty indignant
too. It seemed unjust that the Big Gambler should be win-
ning such huge bets with such machinelike, utterly un-
romantic rolls. Why, you couldn't even call them rolls, the
 dice never turned over an iota, in the air or after. It was the
sort of thing you'd expect from a robot, and a very dully
programed robot at that. Joe hadn't risked any of his own
chips fading the Big Gambler, of course, but if things went
on like this he'd have to. Two of the Big Mushrooms had
already retired sweatingly from the table, confessing defeat,
and no one had taken their places. Pretty soon there'd be a
bet the remaining Big Mushrooms couldn't entirely cover
between them, and then he'd have to risk some of his own
chips or else pull out of the game himselfand he couldn't
do that, not with the power surging in his right hand like
chained lightning.
Joe waited and waited for someone else to question one of
the Big Gambler's shots, but no one did. He realized that,
despite his efforts to look imperturbable, his face was slowly
reddening.
With a little lift of his left hand, the Big Gambler stopped
the dice-girl as she was about to snatch at the cubes. The
eyes that were like black wells directed themselves at Joe,
who forced himself to look back into them steadily. He still
couldn't catch the faintest gleam in them. All at once he felt
the lightest touch-on-neck of a dreadful suspicion.
With the utmost civility and amiability, the Big Gambler
whispered, "I believe that the fine shooter across from me
has doubts about the validity of my last throw, though he is
too much of a gentleman to voice them. Lottie, the card
test."
The wraith-tall, ivory dice-girl plucked a playing card
from below the table and with a venomous flash of her little
white teeth spun it low across the table through the air at
Joe. He caught the whirling pasteboard and examined it
briefly. It was the thinnest, stiffest, flattest, shiniest playing
card Joe had ever handled. It was also the Joker, if that
meant anything. He spun it back lazily into her hand and
she slid it very gently, letting it descend by its own weight,
down the end wall against which the two dice lay. It came
to rest in the tiny hollow their rounded edges made against
the black felt. She deftly moved it about without force,
demonstrating that there was no space between either of the
cubes and the table's end at any point.
"Satisfied?" the Big Gambler asked. Rather against his
will Joe nodded. The Big Gambler bowed to him. The dice-
girl smirked her short, thin lips and drew herself up, flaunt-
ing her white-china-doorknob breasts at Joe.
Casually, almost with an air of boredom, the Big Gambler
returned to his routine of shooting a century and making a
natural seven. The Big Mushrooms wilted fast and one by
one tottered away from the table. A particularly pink-faced
Toadstool was brought extra cash by a gasping runner, but it
was no help, he only lost the additional centuries. While the
stacks of pale and black chips beside the Big Gambler grew
skyscraper-tall.
Joe got more and more furious and frightened.  He
watched like a hawk or spy satellite the dice nesting against
the end wall, but never could spot justification for calling
for another card test, or nerve himself to question the House
Rules at this late date. It was maddening, in fact insanitizing,
to know that if only he could get the cubes once more he
could shoot circles around that black pillar of sporting aris-
tocracy. He damned himself a googOlplex of ways for the
idiotic, conceited, suicidal impulse that had led him to let go
of the bones when he'd had them.
To make matters worse, the Big Gambler had taken to
gazing steadily at Joe with those eyes like coal mines. Now
he made three rolls running without even glancing at the
dice or the end wall, as far as Joe could tell. Why, he was
getting as bad as Joe's Wife or Motherwatching, watching,
watching Joe.
But the constant staring of those eyes that were not eyes
was mostly throwing a terrific scare into him. Supernatural
terror added itself to his certainty of the deadliness of the Big
Gambler. Just who, Joe kept asking himself, had he got into
a game with tonight? There was curiosity and there was
dreada dreadful curiosity as strong as his desire to get the
bones and win. His hair rose and he was all over goose
bumps, though the power was still pulsing in his hand like a
braked locomotive .or a rocket wanting to lift from the pad.
At the same time the Big Gambler stayed just thata
black satin-coated, slouch-halted elegance, suave, courtly, ''
lethal. In fact, almost the worst thing about the spot Joe  '
found himself in was that, after admiring the Big Gambler's
perfect sportsmanship all night, he must now be disen-
went on. The empty spaces outnumbered the Toadstools.
Soon there were only three left.
The Boneyard had grown, still as Cypress Hollow or the
Moon. The jazz had stopped and the gay laughter and the
shuffle of feet and the squeak of goosed girls and the clink
of drinks and coins. Everybody seemed to be gathered
around the Number One Crap Table, rank on silent rank.
Joe was racked by watchfulness, sense of injustice, self-
contempt, wild hopes, curiosity and dread. Especially the
last two.
The complexion of the Big Gambler, as much as you
could see of it, continued to. darken. For one wild moment
Joe found himself wondering if he'd got into a game with a
nigger, maybe a witchcraft-drenched Voodoo Man whose
white make-up was wearing off.
Pretty soon there came a century wager which the two
remaining Big Mushrooms couldn't fade between them. Joe
had to make up a sawbuck from his miserably tiny pile or get
out of the game. After a moment's agonizing hesitation, he
did the former.
And lost his ten.
The two Big Mushrooms reeled back into the hushed
crowd.
Pit-black eyes bored into Joe. A whisper: "Rolling your
pile."
Joe felt well up in him the shameful impulse to confess
himself licked and run home. At least his six thousand dollars
would make a bit with his Wife and Ma.
But he just couldn't bear to think of the crowd's laughter,
or the thought of living with himself knowing that he'd had
a final chance, however slim, to challenge the Big Gambler
and passed it up.
He nodded.
The Big Gambler shot. Joe leaned out over and down the
table, forgetting his vertigo, as he followed the throw with
eagle or space-telescope eyes.
"Satisfied?"
Joe knew he ought to say, "Yes," and slink off with head
held as high as he could manage. It was the gentlemanly
thing to do. But then he reminded himself that he wasn't a
78
him to say anything but, "Yes," surrounded as he was t)y
enemies and strangers. But then he asked himself what right
had he, a miserable, mortal, bomebound failure, to worry
about danger.
Besides, one of the ruby-grinning dice looked just the
tiniest hair out of line with the other.
It was the biggest effort yet of Joe's life, but he swallowed
and managed to say, "No. Lottie, the card test."
The dice-girl fairly snarled and reared up and back as if
she were going to spit in. his eyes, and Joe had a feeling her
spit was cobra venom. But the Big Gambler lifted a finger at
her in reproof and she skimmed the card at Joe, yet so low
and viciously that it disappeared under the black felt for an
instant before flying up into Joe's hand.
It was hot to the touch and singed a pale brown all over,
though otherwise unimpaired. Joe gulped and spun it back
high.
Sneering poisoned daggers at him, Lottie let it glide down
the end wall . . . and after a moment's hesitation, it slithered
behind the die Joe had suspected.
A bow and then the whisper: "You have sharp eyes, sir.
Undoubtedly that die failed to reach the wall. My sincerest
apologies and . . . your dice, sir."
Seeing the cubes sitting on the black rim in front of him
almost gave Joe apoplexy. All the feelings racking him, in-
cluding his curiosity, rose to an almost unbelievable pitch of
intensity, and when he'd said, "Rolling my pile,"  and the
Big Gambler had replied, "You're faded," he yielded to an
uncontrollable impulse and cast the two dice straight at the
Big Gambler's ungleaming, midnight eyes.
They went right through into the Big Gambler's skull
and bounced around inside there, rattling like big seeds in a

ana Douncea arouna. insiae uiere, raunug UKe Dig seeas in a.
big gourd not quite yet dry.
Throwing out a hand, palm back, to either side, to indicate
that none of his boys or girls or anyone else must make a
reprisal on Joe, the Big Gambler dryly gargled the two
cubical bones, then spat them out so that they landed in the
center of the table, the one die flat, the other leaning
against it.
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"Cocked dice, sir," he whispered as graciously as if no
indignity whatever had been done him. "Roll again."
Joe shook the dice reflectively, getting over the shock.
After a little bit he decided that though he could now guess
the Big Gambler's real name, he'd still give him a run for his
money.
A little corner of Joe's mind wondered how a live skeleton
hung together. Did the bones still have gristle and thews,
were they wired, was it done with force-fields, or was each
bone a calcium magnet clinging to the next?this tying in
somehow with the generation of the deadly ivory electricity.
In the great hush of The Boneyard, someone cleared his
throat, a Scarlet Woman tittered hysterically, a coin fell from
the nakedest change girl's tray with a golden clink and rolled
musically across the floor.
"Silence," the Big Gambler commanded and in a move-
ment almost too fast to follow whipped a hand inside the
bosom of his coat and out to the crap table's rim in front of
him. A short-barreled silver revolver lay softly gleaming
there. "Next creature, from the humblest nigger night-girl to
...  you,    Mr.    Bones,    who    utters    a    sound    while    my    worthy    op-
ponent rolls, gets a bullet in the head."
Joe gave him a courtly bow back, it felt funny, and then
decided to start his run with a natural seven made up of an
ace and a six. He rolled and this time the Big Gambler,
judging from the movements of his skull, closely followed the
course of the cubes with his eyes that weren't there.
The dice landed, rolled over, and lay still. Incredulously,
Joe realized that for the first time in bis crap-shooting life
he'd made a mistake. Or else there was a power in the Big
Gambler's gaze greater than that in his own right hand. The
six cube had come down okay, but the ace had taken an
extra half roll and come down six too.
"End of the game," Mr. Bones boomed sepulchrally.
The Big Gambler raised a brown skeletal hand. "Not
necessarily," he whispered. His black eyepits aimed them-
selves at Joe like the mouths of siege guns. "Joe Slattermill,
you still have something of value to wager, if you wish.
Your life."
At that a giggling and a hysterical littering and a guffawing
and a braying and a shrieking burst uncontrollably out of the
, whole Boneyard. Mr. Bones summed up the sentiments when
 he bellowed over the rest of the racket, "Now what use or
value is there in the life of a bummer like Joe Slattermill'
Not two cents, ordinary money."
The Big Gambler laid a hand on the revolver gleamin)
before him and all the laughter died.
"I have a use for it," the Big Gambler whispered. "Jo<
Slattermill, on my part I will venture all my winnings of to
night, and throw in the world and everything in it for a sid<
bet. You will wager your life, and on the side your soul. Yo~
to roll the dice. What's your pleasure?"
Joe Slattermill quailed, but then the drama of the situatiol
took bold of him. He thought it over and realized he certain
ly wasn't going to give up being stage center in a spectacli
like this to go home broke to his Wife  and Mother an(
decaying house and the dispirited Mr. Guts. Maybe, he toll
himself encouragingly, there wasn't a power in the Bi;

Gambler's gaze, maybe Joe had just made his one and only

crap-shooting error. Besides, he was more inclined to ac
cept Mr. Bones's assessment of the value of his life than th<
Big Gambler's.
"It's a bet," he said.
"Lottie, give him the dice."

Joe concentrated his mind as never before, the power,
tingled triumphantly in his hand, and he made his throw,   j
The dice never hit the felt. They went swooping down,
then up,- in a crazy curve far out over the end of the table,
and then came streaking back like tiny red-glinting meteors I
toward the face of the Big Gambler, where they suddenly]
nested and hung in his black eye sockets, each with thei
single red gleam of an ace showing,                            i
Snake eyes.                                           !
The whisper, as those red-glmting dice-eyes stared mock-j
ingly at him: "Joe Slattermill, you've crapped out."           i
Using thumb and middle fingeror bone ratherof either i
hand, the Big Gambler removed the dice from his eye sockets j
and dropped them in Lottie's white-gloved hand.          j
"Yes, you've crapped out, Joe Slattermill," he went onj
tranquilly. "And now you can shoot yourself"he touched*
the silver gun"or cut your throat"he whipped a gold-j
handled bowie knife out of his coat and laid it beside the)
revolver"or  poison yourself"the  two weapons' werei
joined by a small black bottle with white skull and cross- \
bones on it"or Miss Flossie here can kiss you to death." l
He drew forward beside him his prettiest, evilest-lookingi
- sporting girl. She preened herself and flounced her short
violet skirt and gave Joe a provocative, hungry look, lifting
her carmine upper lip to show her long white canines.
"Or else," the Big Gambler added, nodding significantly
toward the black-bottomed crap table, "you can take the Big
Dive."
Joe said evenly, "I'll take the Big Dive."
He put his right foot on his empty chip table, his left on
the black rim, fell forward . . . and suddenly kicking off
from the rim, launched himself in a tiger spring straight
across the crap table at the Big Gambler's throat, solacing
himself with the thought that certainly the poet chap hadn't
seemed to suffer long.
As he flashed across the exact center of the table he got an
instant photograph of what really lay below, but his brain
had no time to develop that snapshot, for the next instant
he was plowing into the Big Gambler.
Stiffened brown palm edge caught him in the temple with
a lightninglike judo chop . . . and the brown fingers or bones
flew all apart like puff paste. Joe's left hand went through
the Big Gambler's chest as if there were nothing there but
black satin coat, while his right hand, straight-armedly claw-
ing at the slouch-hatted skull, crunched it to pieces. Next
instant Joe was sprawled on the floor with some black
I clothes and brown fragments.
i  He was on his feet in a flash and snatching at the Big
I Gambler's tall stacks. He had time for one left-handed grab.
' He couldn't see any gold or silver or any black chips, so he
stuffed his left pants pocket with a handful of the pale chips
and ran.
Then the whole population of The Boneyard was on him
and after him. Teeth, knives and brass knuckles flashed. He
was punched, clawed, kicked, tripped and stamped on with
spike heels. A gold-plated trumpet with a bloodshot-eyed
black face behind it bopped him on the head. He got a white
flash of the golden dice-girl and made a grab for her, but she
got away. Someone tried to mash a lighted cigar in his eye.
Lottie, writhing and flailing like a white boa constrictor, al-
most got a simultaneous strangle hold and scissors on him.
From a squat wide-mouth bottle Flossie, snarling like a feline
fiend, threw what smelt like acid past his face. Mr. Bones
peppered shots around him from the silver revolver. He was
stabbed at, gouged, rabbit-punched, scragmauled, slugged,
kneed, bitten, bearhugged, butted, beaten and had his to
trampled.
But somehow none of the blows or grabs had much re
force. It was like fighting ghosts. In the end it turned o
that the whole population of The Boneyard,  working t
gether, had just a little more strength than Joe. He felt hic
self being lifted by a multitude of hands and pitched oi
through the swinging doors so that he thudded down on h
rear end on the board sidewalk. Even that didn't hurt mucl
It was more like a kick of encouragement.
He took a deep breath and felt himself over and worke
his bones.  He didn't seem to have suffered  any  seriOl
damage. He stood up and looked around. The Boneyard ws
dark and silent as the grave, or the planet Pluto, or all tb

aarK ana silent as ine grave, or me pianel riulo, or an. ii:
rest of Ironmine. As his eyes got accustomed to the starligl
and occasional roving spaceship-gleam, he saw a padlocke
sheet-iron door where the swinging ones had been.
He found he was chewing on something crusty that he'
somehow carried in his right hand all the way through th

somenow camea in nis rigai nana an ine way Lurougn int.
final fracas. Mighty tasty, like the bread his Wife baked foi
best customers. At that instant his brain developed the photo-
graph it had taken when he had glanced down as he flashed
across the. center of the crap table. It was a thin wall ol
flames moving sideways across the table and just beyond the
flames the faces of his Wife, Mother, and Mr. Guts, all look-
ing very surprised. He realized that what he was chewing
was a fragment of the Big Gambler's skull, and he remem-
bered the shape of the three loaves his Wife had started to



bake when he left the house. Ana he understood the magic
she'd made to let him get a little ways away and feel half a
man, and then come diving home with his fingers burned.
He spat out what was in his mouth and pegged the rest of
the bit of giant-popover skull across the street.
He fished in his left pocket. Most of the pale poker chips
had been mashed in the fight, but he found a whole one and
explored its surface with his fingertips. The symbol embossed,
on it was a cross. He lifted it to his lips and took a bite. It'
tasted delicate, but delicious. He ate it and felt his strength


revive. He patted his bulging left pocket. At least he'd start
out well provisioned.
Then he turned and headed straight for home, but he took
the long way, around the world.                               \